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I hate him. [31 Jul 2005|04:55pm]

[ mood | annoyed ]

I hate all men.
I am going to be a lesbian.
Where do you find women?
Someone tell me how to be a lesbian.


[07 Jul 2005|09:22pm]


[18 May 2005|04:53pm]

Okay, so, my new exboyfriend... things are really, really weird between us. He comes over and (since I was living with my ex, when we broke up I moved out and now I'm living at a friend's place, on his couch, just for now) falls asleep curled up next to me on the couch, he invites me to spend the night (we don't do anything, we just sleep) He still takes me out to eat and he still kisses me occasionally. Here's the weirdest one; I got a new tattoo, it's a tattoo we'd been talking about getting for a while and well, it's just a cool idea, so I had the money and I went for it, and he loves it and I'll wake up and he'll be tracing it; it's like I've still got a boyfriend only I'm not getting laid. I'd tell him to shove off but I don't know if I could do that, I really give a shit about him and want him in my life.

This is fucking gay.

[11 May 2005|01:22pm]


Any time I've asked him to do something for me (3 times now in 6 months of dating) IT DOESN'T GET DONE. I've asked him to take notes for me twice (once because it was a Q&A type thing and there were 2 being held.. I could only go to one, so please take notes because other people ask different questions?; the other time, I HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT CONFLICTING WITH MY CLASS) and he didn't take notes EITHER TIME. The first time, he went back to the dorms to sleep. The second, he went to see the A's play baseball.

Fucking great.

THEN... (This is good), he texts me asking if I would take notes for him because... ping pong was on TV that day.

He wanted me to take notes for him because he was watching TV, but when I needed notes to study from and because I had a doctor's appointment then... I get nothin.

Ugh, now I just needed a little extra help and NO. *sigh*

My boyfriend is so fucking useless as far as "being a boyfriend" goes. Nice guy, fun, sweet, intelligent.. but I am so the guy in this relationship and it would be nice to be taken care of once in a while, instead of always taking care of my femme boyfriend.

*head explody*

[27 Apr 2005|01:40pm]

2 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

[26 Apr 2005|01:23am]

we don't even see each other anymore, really, and I LIVE in his APARTMENT. Right now I am updating from my friend Tom's computer, because I don't want to go home. I never want to go home. Bleh.

Tom has hugged me more today than my boyfriend has this whole month.

I'm going to smoke a cigarette and convince myself that I'm just sad because I'm drinking.

1 jerk kicked in the balls| jerk!

[22 Feb 2005|01:49pm]

omg my boyfriend came over, intentionally turned me on, and then got up to play Counter Strike.

5 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

[31 Jan 2005|01:17am]

4 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

[27 Dec 2004|02:00am]

2 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

[15 Dec 2004|04:33pm]

i just love to find old love letters from his ex-girlfriend in his wallet.

love it.
3 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

Ex-boyfriend troubles. [23 Nov 2004|07:16pm]

Okay so. No complaints about my boyfriend right now. But about an ex. I don't even know if me and this kid ever dated or whatever but I thought that I had ended it all the day that me and Mike had started dating in a 'mental break up.' Since our mental break up, I haven't heard from him once. And so I wake up from a 3 hour nap today...unshowered, smelly, in a hootie and the blowfish t-shit with no bra and some overly large football shorts. I'm on the phone and puffing away when he comes up accompanied by his two..."homies." He strikes up a conversation, asking me about school, work, etc...and when I blatantly turn my attention back to my phone to talk to Lainey, he says he'll call me later...
WHAT THE FUCK. I'd like to be his friend, really. But the only reason we ever hung out was to make out and stuff. So I don't THINK I should answer his call if he even calls later...i dont know anyway...

the icing on the big fat cake was when his friend walked by, looked at me in my disgusting filth, and said 'DAMN SHE FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

See, this is why I swore off ethnic men.

[22 Nov 2004|12:51am]

i used the "boyfriend" word today refering to him in future tense.

which is possibly the scariest word in my vocabulary.

and then proceeded to freak out, even though it's not quite there yet.

he's just so nice and sweet. i've never dated anyone who was nice and sweet and straight all at the same time.

what do i do?
4 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

gragh. [02 Nov 2004|11:38pm]


My now ex-boyfriend reads this, so I haven't been really venting at all. He'll read this and it will hurt him, but I have to vent to someone. What happens is this: he makes me feel like shit. Like a horrible person. Like I am the worst person in the whole fucking world. And this is before I broke up with him. I told him before I moved clear across the nation that I was going to college and that I wouldn't be able to spend days at a time talking to him on the phone or online or whatever.

So this morning when I had a message that said "Please don't forget about me, please don't not love me." I freaked out. God. I mean, I love the boy. Just because I don't have more than an hour or two each day to devote to him doesn't mean I don't love him.

It's fucking painful to have your love questioned like that every single day.

God! So fucking GAY.

[02 Nov 2004|12:55pm]

so it's true, all ex-boyfriends are gay. ex-boyfriends are the absolute worst. however, my current boyfriend is fantabulous so i have no complaints in that department. as for you other ladies, don't give up hope...just kick the dumb ones in the nuts and quit dating assholes. i know assholes have their appealing qualities, but in the end an asshole is always an asshole. by the way, don't take advice from me. my dating record is atrocious and full of losers.

Somenoe help me, please. [27 Oct 2004|02:21am]

Nick: i don't know what you need me to explain. you are so obviously the type of chick that i would go for. only issue is that you live thousands of miles away from me. but, i'm still gonna do what i can to hang out with you, because at the very least, I'd like to get to know you better.
Nick: and, unless i'm completely clueless, i'd say that you might be like minded
Nick: and that, my dear
Nick: is what we call the "general vibes that are being cultivated here"

Why is the only one I want across the fucking country? I mean, that's just not fair.

Everyone should donate money so I can go to Boston. Plz kthx.

I've been waiting for him to say that for so long. And as much as it makes me feel better, it's still not fucking fair!

This situation sucks.
6 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

[27 Oct 2004|12:28am]

happy fucking birthday to me.

so this boy that i really really liked all of the sudden stops making out with me and now he's all loopy over some crush that ISN'T ON ME TWO WEEKS LATER.

they're all gay.

it totally explains it all.

you know, i really don't want a boyfriend.

all i really want is someone warm to sleep next to me and be gone by the time i come home from school.

[27 Oct 2004|12:12am]

[ mood | sad ]

okay, hes not my boyfriend, but the boyperson said he'd call me and then didnt.
and thats dumb. like, IIII didnt tell you to call me, YOU said youd call me. so just call me, dammit. like, is it that hard? go through on your goddamn word. i dont care either way if you call me or not, unless you say you will.

thats as much bitching as i can get out of me for boys...

it was an effort at least.

someone elses turn/


Come on,people. Post, damn it. [26 Oct 2004|04:09pm]

All men must die.

The end.
2 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

[26 Oct 2004|12:33am]

we should have a community about how EX-boyfriends are so gay. that would be the shit.

mainly, no ones posted here in forever, so i thought i would?
someone bitch and whine about some boy so i can be entertained.

Fucking...fucking... guh. Fuck. [24 Sep 2004|04:33pm]

Why the fuck are college boys so middle school?

I'm half expecting guys to come up to my door and say "Hey, can Jen come out to play?"

And then what? We play tag around the campus and I have to climb up on the jungle gym to get away because the boys keep pulling my fucking pigtails?

And they cry when I don't want to hook up with them, and threaten to hack my computer.

Um? Are we five?
3 jerks kicked in the balls| jerk!

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